Gruppeklem

Internett er en stor verden,og av og til kommer man over siden som er så utrolig geniale, at du egentlig ikke kan gjøre noe annet enn å spre ordet.
En av disse sidene, er grouphug.us
Den er så SERIØST morsom, jeg har ikke ord for det en gang. Basically, det er en side du kan 'innrømme' ting på.

Jeg vil tro at mesteparten av disse innrømmelsene er tull, men uansett om de er sanne eller ei, de er utrolig underholdene. Man kan sitte i timesvis å lese, du aner ikke hvor mye sykt som dukker opp.

Jeg har bare en ting å si - check it out.
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Noen sitater:

My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions.

Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself.

So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts.

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the only time i can really masturbate properly is when i'm on the phone with someone who doesn't know i'm masturbating.
i'm a girl.

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i get really mad everytime someone says "oh, my dads picking me up from school today"
well my dad cant pick me up...
he has no arms

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once i found myself fantasizing about haveing sex with jesus. it was during church, and i was looking up at the crucifix, and i found the savior so fucking hott, in all his bloody glory.

im a sick fuck, i kno...

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I like U2.


altså: www.grouphug.us

2 spiser syltetøy:

Fie said...

*knis* funny! ^^

Vutarie said...

haha, iknow <3